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Archive for December, 2007

I don’t like New Year’s Resolutions; they’ve got a bad reputation. No one ever seems to follow through with New Year’s Resolutions, and I don’t really like that defeated feeling when I know I’ve failed at something.
And doesn’t seem like most New Year’s Resolutions develop from guilt over the things we did wrong this year? [...]

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The Last In Line

In honor of very long holiday shopping lines…a joke: 
A bus carrying a bunch of very ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they all stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their Maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have [...]

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An alarm on my Outlook calendar sounds every work day at 10:30 a.m. It’s the only way I can remember to put my water bottle in the freezer so that it’s perfectly cold by lunchtime. I know it’s a little strange, but I love really, really cold water. And I refuse to drink hot or [...]

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